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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 04:40

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Dr No

From Russia With Love

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

You Only Live Twice

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy